A piece of the Atlantic in the Pacific:

Just across the road from the Sabai Room bathing salon is a small oasis of beer boozers & one of the most progressive & well marketed is the Atlantic.

It has one of the best logos in Fun town as well as a large screen TV & recently celebrated two years of operation by taking over and remodeling the boozer next door.

The place is always clean, the maidens well groomed and the Atlantic has added a new dimension by installing "magic" pool tables where balls glow in the dark.

I suggest anyone experiencing anything similar seek immediate medical attention

Quasimodo on the line:

I doubt there would be a beer boozer in town that could top the following story. a regular customer to the Atlantic beer boozer & magic pool ball hall (soi 3, opposite the Sabai Room bathing salon) was back in France &, although only a couple of days from returning to Fun Town, to get in the mood he got on the blower to the owner & asked him to ring the bell.
The owner told him that the joint was packed with customers& ringing the bell would cost a small fortune (probably the equivalent of giving the Notre Dame Cathedral a new coat of paint). however, the ebullient Frenchman was insistent& so the deed was duly performed with the phone placed close enough to the bell so that the latter-day Quasimodo could hear the cheers from the assembled multitude. The Frenchman duly arrived a few days later & happily settled his account.

Talk about premature excitation